[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am
this twitter account saved my life
there is a god
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
The Devil’s charter school is getting shit done.
american horror story taught me all this
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
How I ended my English essay
My dad just used his seatbelt to open a beer and I was like what the heck and he said “what? Don’t they teach you that in drivers school?”
me waiting for my energy bar to reload in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app