nialllhoran:

[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am

(via hotpaynecakes)

smatter:

pivtl:

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

fuck

there is a god

(via beyoncebeytwice)

  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

yogaboi:

republicanidiots:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

The Devil’s charter school is getting shit done.

american horror story taught me all this

(via chocolatehealsallwounds)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via chocolatehealsallwounds)

bands-books-benedict-buffy:

How I ended my English essay

(via hotpaynecakes)

meladoodle:

My dad just used his seatbelt to open a beer and I was like what the heck and he said “what? Don’t they teach you that in drivers school?”

jamiegonsales:

me waiting for my energy bar to reload in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app

(via fcebk)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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